I’m not even the kind of person with trust issues, but if there’s one kind of person I can’t trust, it’s someone with a center part.
Listen.
When someone doesn’t part their hair, they’re saying they are too fabulous, too busy, or too indecisive to choose a part. They have other priorities – whether being great, trying to get their entire life together, or figuring out where to do brunch on Sunday – to part their hair. I respect the genuine hustle or the human struggle, whichever is most applicable.
When someone parts their hair to one side, it says: my life is a bit out of balance, but I still make the most of it. I’m great at some things, but not good at others. One half of my face looks better than the other, so I part to either highlight or cover up the unfavorable side. I’m carefree, I’m fun, and I don’t take myself too seriously. If you’ve noticed, this is where I fall.
Now people who part their hair down the center want you to believe that their life is perfectly symmetrical, that both sides of their face are equally fantastic, and they had enough time to make sure that said part was perfectly centered. If they had time and confidence to do all that, then either they’re not about anything – and hence I don’t trust them – or they’re putting up the biggest front of life – and again, I don’t trust them.
You might be thinking girl you crazy, but go ahead and wrack your brain for every woman who’s screwed you over in the past 5 years.
I have always had a distrust of people with middle parts!! I shared this with my family recently and my daughter thought I was nuts. I associate it with hippies, drug users and the like. I grew up in the end of the hippie era, probably has something to with that. Or maybe its my own high forhead…
LOL!
I’m not here to change anyone mind but isn’t it enough of people who stereotype us from white woman to black men and etc.My point is isn’t it time that we as woman base our opinion on character. Character speaks even when the person mouth isn’t moving …..I’ve been judged on the fact that I’m light skinned and I’ve been judged on the fact that I have 7 children little did these folks know that I was a college educated married woman might I add with a middle part at the time. We all need to come up mentally bc it’s a sad day when woman make judgement calls on hair ……good day Qieens
I definitely don’t promote judging people based off of anything other than their character. This post is just for laughs!
Everyone says I look better with a centre part but my hair tends to thin out so I alternate. But that was crazy????
Good idea to switch it up!
Running out of story ideas? This was silly. People part their hair due to facial symmetry as well. Smh.
Satire my dear. You must be a middle part person lol
You are such a Beautiful woman and I enjoy reading your blog but you can’t be serious. I’ve been considered by others to be a well balanced great listener and a devoted friend and mother. I use to wear my hair down the middle Only bc I liked the way it made my face looked…but now I only wear a side part no personal reason I just love the way it looks. I base trust on what I feel and see from people, bc hairstyles change but whatever is in the heart will show. If a person has a side part for one day but the next day they change there hairstyle do you go back to trusting them?
Lmbo! Now I’m always going to think this anytime I see a girl with a centre part.
I’ve always been a side part girl. Even when I want to do the carefree, no-part thing, it somehow forms a side part.
Then there was this one time when I had to have a centre part to be a bridesmaid. I still don’t recognise myself in those pictures.
Exactly, the carefree part defaults to a side part because it’s genuine! LOL
I am unable to have a side part because my hair is really difficult so…
Lol..this cracked me up. Usually, I get a side part or no part at all..never been a center part fella.
damn I was just thinking about getting a center part….but I’m not that kind of woman so never mind lol
Haha don’t be that girl!
LOL! Now this was too funny. I love it. I expected a really long post but this was short, to the point, and very funny.
Thanks!
I found this very funny but certainly had me thinking, ?
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!! Girl, I bust out laughing so hard! Now every time I see a center part I just know a muffled giggle is soon to arise!
Yup – keep it to yourself though, people might get defensive 😛
Lol! I loved this! I have a center part right now because that’s just how the chips fell with this weeks wash & go…it’s neither symmetrical nor straight and I’m so sure one side of my face is prettier than the other. However, it’s ironic that I’m not even trusting myself at the moment! Time to wash this mess out and get back to my left side part, my life was more stable there.
If you can’t trust yourself, who can you trust??? Lol
LOLOLOL!! IJE!!!!!!!! bahahahah ??????
But you know, you might have a point. That center part thing is a cover up indeed!
My name is Diamond and I part my hair in the middle…LOL #humbleaboutmybeauty
You my love, are the one exception to the rule ?
LOL!!! I liked this a lot
Yay!
Interesting, now when I arrive at work I’m going seek out all the pretenders. Most of them are so obvious anyway…hahaha
Rofl
You are a mess Ijeoma! LOL When my hair was relaxed I would rock a center part every now and then but my go to was a right side part. Now I’m gonna figure out if the people I know with a center part are cray cray haha
On days you rocked a middle part, I bet you were trying to stunt on somebody! At least you’ve come to your sense lol
LOL I mostly part my hair to the side, but sometimes if it’s straight and I want to leave it all back I part in the middle lol Maybe I am pretending life is okay lol
At least you’re honest with yourself lol
Lol this is too funny and kind of true.
LOL… I love a center part! H can trust me girl! I promise 😉
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I was rocking the middle part for a couple of months and that was definitely when I had time. Now that my part has returned to the side and I can say it’s because 1. One side looks better than the other, 2. Hair in face = covering for tired eyes, 3. My center part was no longer centered smh and time is of the essence.
Basically, this post is hilarious and truth
I’m glad you were able to see the light and become a side part chick!
Girl, you crazy! LOL! You are too funny and never ever have I thought about what goes thru the mind of a side part or center part gal but, hey, you go ‘head! Haha! Love it.
Lol just sprinkling a little comedy in here! But if you think about it, I’m right! Haha